Freelance Writing

These are links to pieces I’ve written as a freelance writer.

Team Alley dreams of gold in 2024 – “Because I Said So” column for The Commercial Appeal. August 21, 2008.

Five events my kids would excel in if they were actual Olympic events:

  • Sofa jumping
  • Spilling things
  • Bath procrastination
  • Falling down
  • Screeching

… (read more)

Downtown on the farm, planting time – “Because I Said So” column for The Commercial Appeal. August 7, 2008.

Even as temperatures hover near triple digits, summer is coming to a close. Not the summer of the Gregorians, mind you, but that of Memphis City Schools.

It’s too hot to think of school, textbooks and uniforms, though, isn’t it? … (read more)

Vacation exhaustion — it’s a great feeling – “Because I Said So” column for The Commercial Appeal. July 24, 2008.

I just returned from a week on lower Alabama’s Gulf Coast with my own family and three others.

Seven adults and 10 children all together … (read more)

Currently, kids’ time on Web is harmless – “Because I Said So” column for The Commercial Appeal. July 10, 2008.

I had a high school teacher in 1988 who implored me to go into something mysteriously called “mass communications,” much as Benjamin Braddock’s trusted adviser made the enigmatic suggestion of “plastics” in “The Graduate” back in 1967 … (read more)

Experience is no match for mind of 5-year-old – “Because I Said So” column for The Commercial Appeal. June 26, 2008.

My great-grandmother, Catherine Zanone, taught many of her grandchildren and great-grandchildren to gamble with a card game called Blitz.

I come from a competitive family, and some of that cutthroat spirit has seeped through the generations to my own children … (read more)

Jules Wade cited as leader – My Profession for The Commercial Appeal. June 25, 2008.

As the modest leader of the Memphis Area Association of Realtors, Jules Wade didn’t even tell his wife about his recent induction into the exclusive Dr. Almon R. “Bud” Smith Association Executives Leadership Society.

“I had to tell her,” said Wade’s longtime friend and president of the MAAR board, John Snyder … (read more)

Guide to being a dad clears on Father’s Day – “Because I Said So” column for The Commercial Appeal. June 12, 2008.

I am giddy with anticipation at the arrival of the most wonderful time of the year.

My calendar, my tingling Daddy Sense and my sense of self-importance in my own house all tell me that Father’s Day is just around the corner.

This Sunday, in fact … (read more)

Family man suited to life of ill-fitting inner spaces – “Because I Said So” column for The Commercial Appeal. May 29, 2008

The other day I was cleaning my daughters’ room and came across the suit I was married in.

Why was this still-stylish wool suit hanging in my daughters’ closet?

Because the six of us live in 1,200 square feet, so I either store it in whatever space is available or I have to wear it whenever I’m in the house … (read more)

The Madison’s Stacey Jackson ‘born to serve’ – My Profession for The Commercial Appeal. May 21, 2008

As concierge for the Madison Hotel in Downtown Memphis, Stacey Jackson has the veritable keys to the city that unlock any requests her guests might have.

Those have included a real Southern watermelon, pet boarding arrangements, a doctor willing to make a house call, nanny services and a priest willing to say Mass after hours for an NBA star.

And you can mark each one of those needs as having been satisfied … (read more)

No tsk-tsk for tots with tats — if temporary – “Because I Said So” column for The Commercial Appeal. May 15, 2008

I arrived home from work the other evening to hear my daughter Somerset say, “I got a tattoo!”

My kids have a penchant for the temporary tattoos — the type found in vending machines, birthday party goody bags and, oddly enough, boxes of Pop-Tarts.

So this wasn’t as frightening as it may one day be … (read more)

Burger joint gets fine-tuned – My Profession for The Commercial Appeal. May 7, 2008

It may be that the cheeseburger you’re eating at Elliott’s Restaurant in Downtown Memphis had its origins in Athens, Greece.

That’s where owner Helario “Harry” Reyna’s father, a Taos Pueblo Indian and member of the U.S. Air Force, wandered into a coffee shop owned by the family of Reyna’s mother to ask for directions … (read more)

Summer vacation big relief for dad – “Because I Said So” column for The Commercial Appeal. May 1, 2008

Is summer vacation here, yet?

As a child, I don’t think I looked for
ward to the end of the school year as much as I do now as the father of four.

Since my wife leaves early, it’s my job during the year to get The Quartet up, fed, dressed, lunches made, kids out the door and to school … (read more)

Building total health: New clinic helps moms, dads, children – My Profession for The Commercial Appeal. April 23, 2008

Dr. Ann Payne-Johnson is, in her words, “the new face of family medicine.”

With childhood obesity, alcohol consumption and tobacco use common in Memphis, she has dedicated her clinic, myM.D. North Family Medicine, to total wellness for the entire family … (read more)

Real kids shrink notions of big family – “Because I Said So” column for The Commercial Appeal. April 17, 2008

My grandparents, Bob and Shirley Fachini, raised seven children, a respectable number by anyone’s standards.

It was the 1950s and ’60s, a much simpler era, I’m told. Families were larger then because this country needed as many citizens as possible to fight communism, go to Saturday movie matinees for a nickel and colonize the moon … (read more)